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Schlond Poofa Quotes

  • Schlond poofa: I will steal the souls of you and your kin.
  • Schlond poofa: I will take the souls of your children and wrap them up in tortillas and eat them for dinner.
  • Schlond poofa: I will twist the minds of those you love round and round, until their sanity depletes and they all turn mad.
  • Schlond poofa: I will invade the dark recesses of your mind and corrupt your happy childhood memories bit by bit.
  • Schlond poofa: I will force you to listen to Call Me Maybe. Over and over and over.
  • Schlond poofa: I will ruin your internet connection.
  • Schlond poofa: I will fall out of your car. More than once.
  • Schlond poofa: You can run, but you can't hide.
  • Schlond poofa: Let's play a little game.